An Engineer Princess and a Frog funny

An engineer was walking down the road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”

He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”

The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.

The frog then cries out, “If you kiss me and turn me back, I’ll do whatever you say!”

Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asks, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a MONTH and do whatever you say. What more do you want?”

 

The engineer says, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!

Boss AND Employee screw

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aero plane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge 

Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday

Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aero plane. That's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!

Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'

Ek Sharabi

Ek Sharabi, Poora tunn ho kar ghar jaa raha tha,
Raste mein Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha!

Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, Sabse bada kaun?

Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha ‘Yeh Mandir Bada’

Sharabi bola: Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada?

Pujari: Chalo bhai Dharti badi

Sharabi: Dharti badi to Sheshnaag par kyun khadi?

Pujari: Sheshnaag bada

Sharabi: Sheshnaag bada to Shiv ke gale main kyon pada

Pujari : Shiv bada

Sharabi: Shiv bada to Parvat par kyon khada

Pujari: Parvat bada

Sharabi: Parbat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada

Pujari: Hanuman bada

Sharabi: Hanuman bada to Ram ke charno mein kyon pada

Pujari: Ram bada

Sharabi: Ram bada to Ravan ke piche kyun pada

Pujari: Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada

Sharabi:
Iss duniya mein wo bada
jo Puri bottle peekar bhi seedha khada!

Pappu pinki ko pasand karta hai

Pappu pinki ko pasand karta hai
aur pinki pappu k bhai ko,
..
lekin pappu k bhai ko pinki ki
behan achi lagti hai
aur pinki ki behan pappu ko
pasand karti hai.
..
Hala ki pappu pehle hi pinki ko
chahta ha.
Ab jab k pinki ko pappu acha
nahin lagta aur pappu ka bhai
pinki k liya razi nai hai aur pappu
pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k pinki ki behan ko pappu ka
bhai acha nahin lagta.
.
.
To ye unka personal problem hua,
aap kyu apna dimag kharab karte
ho....

Ek bar suno kuch Esa hua Wo

Ek bar suno kuch Esa hua Wo
mujhko mili
me us ko mila
Izhar hua
Iqrar hua
Wo chahne lagi
me chahne laga
Use pyar bohat
Mujhy pyar bohat
Phir kuch yun hua
wo chorr gai
mai tott gaya
phir kuch yun mile
wo tanha thi
me akela tha
bas hum do the
or koi na tha
wo rone lagi
me bebas rha na pyar
na hi izhar rha
bas farq sirf itna sa rha
Wo Mitti k Upar thi
my Mitti k nechy Tha...

Ek tota maina ki kahani

Ek tota maina ki kahani...

Maina tota se bahut pyar karti he ,

Bt tota maina ki pyar ko itna mahatv nahi deta .

Ek din maina ne puchha tota se " tum mujhe kabhi chhod kar ud to nhi jaaoge na" ,
Tota ne kaha me ud jaunga to tum mujhe pakad lena,
MAina ne kaha " me tumhe pakad to sakti hu par tunhe vapas nahi paa sakta",

Ye sun kar tota ke aakho me aasu aa gaye tota ne apna pankh tod diya or bola ab me ud nhi sakta kabhi chhod kr nhi jaaunga ,

Us din se dono bahut kush the par
Ek din tufan aaya ...

Tota ne kaha maina se tum ud jao me ud nhi sakta ,
Maina thik he apna khayal rakhna ye keh kar ud jaatihe ,

Jab tufan rukta he or maina vapas aati he to tota mara hua pada hota he or ek daali par likha hua hota he "kaas tum ek baar mujhse keh deti main tunhe chhod kar nhi jaa sakti to me tufan aane se pahle nahi marta