SHARMA JI WIFE-

SHARMA JI WIFE- Darling aaj tum mere saath aisa sex karo ki bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jaaye.

Bas phir kya tha..

SHARMA JI condom pe mirchi laga ke chad gaye

New Budget, all Bra will be

New Budget, all Bra will be
taxed according to sizes.
40-42: Burden tax,
38-40: Wealth tax,
34-36: Entertainment tax,
32-34: Excitment tax,
28-30: Development.

A child on juice

A child on juice corner-

Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?

Father- Hai,

Teri Mummy.

Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!..

I should go I

Girl after having sex with 4 Boys in Hostel..
I should go,I m getting late
Boys:Kuch dair aur ruk jao
Girl:Aur nahi ruk sakti,
Papa BILAWAJA shak kartay hain.

Nokrani : Malkin aap udas kyo hai?

Malkin : Tumhare Saab apne office ki kisi ladkise pyar karte hai

Nokrani: Naheeeeeeeee!

Saab muje dhoka nahi de sakte.

"B.S.N.L."Walo ne to hadd kar di

"B.S.N.L." Walo ne to hadd kar di.

Bade poster me ek ladki dikhate hai aur likhte hai-?

'LAGE RAHO RAT BHAR SIRF 10 PAISE ME',

bas saale address nahi batate..

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Rahul ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.

HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?

BV: kal Rahul aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.

Viagra kyu?

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
or
Viagra
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

How does a cricketer describe a Nude Women

Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?

A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.