baba ke dharshan karlo

 

 

 

 

kya hua,

dharshan nahi hue

kyuki gadho ko ye dikhaye nahi dhete

Aj kitna acha

Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad

se shadi ki bat ker skty thy

Larka:Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya

Khudi ko kar nalaik

Khudi ko kar nalaik itna ke book kholne se pehle

Us ka page page tuj se khud poche puttar tabiyat te thek ae na.

Sardarji Chicken Farm

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for
another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

Abe o burai ke resgulle

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to […]

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…

MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Sardar Cofee

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

Two Sardarji

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Ae Khuda mujhe

Banda: "khuda muje jahan ka dard de,
dukh de,
tension de,
barbadi de."

 

 

Khude: "Ek line mein bol na biwi de."

Santa Banta Didi

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.

Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

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