Two Men and Genie wish

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says " I want a Million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

Sardarji Chicken Farm

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for
another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

Sardar Cofee

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

Two Sardarji

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Ae Khuda mujhe

Banda: "khuda muje jahan ka dard de,
dukh de,
tension de,
barbadi de."

 

 

Khude: "Ek line mein bol na biwi de."

Santa Banta Didi

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.

Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

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Santa Banta Birhtday

Santa On 60th Birthday:

Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

Wife Husban and Sadhu

Aadmi Sadhu se bola,"Meri Biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."

Sadhu bola,"Abe upay hota, to main sadhu hi kyon banta."