Girl: I'm Having My Operation Now I
Love You.
The Girl Lays On Operation Bed.
Boy Stands There With Watery Eyes
Without Saying I Love You Too.
Girl Finishes Heart Transplant, The Boy Is
Gone.
Girl: Nurse Where Is He?
Nurse Says: They Didn't Tell You Who's
Heart They Gave You,
Did They?
Nurse Hands The Girl A Note Girls Reads Note
"I Told You It Was Yours" ?
An engineer was walking down the road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket.
The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The engineer takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it and returns it to the pocket.
The frog then cries out, “If you kiss me and turn me back, I’ll do whatever you say!”
Again the engineer takes the frog out, smiles at it and puts it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asks, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a MONTH and do whatever you say. What more do you want?”
The engineer says, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool!
Husbands Wish and the Aladdin's Lamp
Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...
Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki
Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha.
.
Usne Awaaz Lagai
.
.
Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho,
Biwi:- Kya Hai?
Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao
Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo
Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai,
Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad,
Biwi:- Kyu?
Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi
Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar
Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua?
Biwi:- Nahi
Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab
Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.
Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aero plane. If you drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Employee : That's easy, 49.
Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aero plane. That's the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!
Moral: 'No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared . If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed .'
Ek Sharabi, Poora tunn ho kar ghar jaa raha tha,
Raste mein Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha!
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, Sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha ‘Yeh Mandir Bada’
Sharabi bola: Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada?
Pujari: Chalo bhai Dharti badi
Sharabi: Dharti badi to Sheshnaag par kyun khadi?
Pujari: Sheshnaag bada
Sharabi: Sheshnaag bada to Shiv ke gale main kyon pada
Pujari : Shiv bada
Sharabi: Shiv bada to Parvat par kyon khada
Pujari: Parvat bada
Sharabi: Parbat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada
Pujari: Hanuman bada
Sharabi: Hanuman bada to Ram ke charno mein kyon pada
Pujari: Ram bada
Sharabi: Ram bada to Ravan ke piche kyun pada
Pujari: Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada
Sharabi:
Iss duniya mein wo bada
jo Puri bottle peekar bhi seedha khada!
Rajnikanth started college.
All student were confused while
taking admission because name of college is:
“Rajnikanth’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”
Ladki apni saheliyo se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai!!
Pehli: Yaar main to khud busy hoon
Dusri: Yaar mummy ne ghar jaldi bulaya hai.
Teesri: Tune meri help ki thi kya uss din!
Chauthi: Sorry dear, mujhe class jaana hai
NOW SEE
THE DIFFRENCE
Ladka apne dosto se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai
Pehla: Bol bhai kitne bande bulaun?
Dusra: Kaat ke rakh denge saalo ko… naam bata bhai bas tu
Teesra: Abe gaadi nikaal be..
Chautha: Bhai tu bas bol karna kya hai.. duniya gayi tel lene…!
Santa khet mein radio lekar potty karne gaya…
Wapas aane par Banta ne puchha…
“Aaj to maze se ki hogi”
Santa bola: Nahin yaar,
Radio par Jana Gana Mana aaya to khade khade karni padi
Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?
Doctor: Nahin
Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon!
Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta, mujhe bhi dikhao…
Bachcha: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha
(bachche ne battisi dikha di )
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