Husbands Wish and the Aladdin's Lamp
Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...
Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki
Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha.
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Usne Awaaz Lagai
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Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho,
Biwi:- Kya Hai?
Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao
Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo
Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai,
Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad,
Biwi:- Kyu?
Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi
Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar
Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua?
Biwi:- Nahi
Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab
Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.
pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he
Mohalla sunta hai.
SHARMA JI WIFE- Darling aaj tum mere saath aisa sex karo ki bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jaaye.
Bas phir kya tha..
SHARMA JI condom pe mirchi laga ke chad gaye
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10
Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?
A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.
Banda: "khuda muje jahan ka dard de,
dukh de,
tension de,
barbadi de."
Khude: "Ek line mein bol na biwi de."
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