Husbands Wish and Aladdin's Lamp

Husbands Wish and the Aladdin's Lamp

Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today

Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

 

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...

pehle wo meri GF thi

pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he
Mohalla sunta hai.

SHARMA JI WIFE-

SHARMA JI WIFE- Darling aaj tum mere saath aisa sex karo ki bas meri cheekhein hi nikal jaaye.

Bas phir kya tha..

SHARMA JI condom pe mirchi laga ke chad gaye

Some Men Join the army

Some Men Join the army

because they are single

& they like war.

Some men join the army

because they are MARRIED

& they like PEACE.

Wife: You see, how lucky…

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)

Sardar Cofee

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

Ae Khuda mujhe

Banda: "khuda muje jahan ka dard de,
dukh de,
tension de,
barbadi de."

 

 

Khude: "Ek line mein bol na biwi de."

Wife Husban and Sadhu

Aadmi Sadhu se bola,"Meri Biwi mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao."

Sadhu bola,"Abe upay hota, to main sadhu hi kyon banta."