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kya hua,

dharshan nahi hue

kyuki gadho ko ye dikhaye nahi dhete

Aaj RAVAN ki Barsi hai...

Un ki YAD me plz.Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya

1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein.

Maine apna Farz pura kr dia. ?Jai lankesh.

Aik student class ki window

Aik student class ki window se monkey ko dekh raha tha,

Achanak Professor aa gaye aur kaha

"Tum bahar bandar kiu dekh rahe thay jab ke mein class mein tha.."

Sardars in a Hotel

Two Sardars went into a Hotel and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.

So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Sardarji Chicken Farm

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for
another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'