Interviwer and sardarji

Interviwer: Tel me d opposit of GOOD?
Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sardar: Go
Int: UGLY
Sardar: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sardar: I’m right
Int: Shut up!
Sardar:KeepTalkng
Int: Get out
Sardar: Cum in
Int: O my God!
Sardar: O my Devil!
Int: U r Rejected
Sardar: Im selected BALLE BALLE.

Sardarji Ne Pocha

1 Admi Bakriyan Chara Raha Tha..
Sardar Ne Pocha: Ye Bakriyan Kahan Le Ja Rahe Ho ?
Admi Ghusse Se Bola: Inhen School Chorne Ja Raha Hoon..
Sardar Zor Zor Se Hansa Aur Bola:
Mujhe Pagal Samja Hai Kia?
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Aj Tay Itwar Ay.-O-> ..

Sardar Larki ko cherty howy

Sardar Larki ko cherty howy,
Hor soniye ki HaL E..?
Larki ghuse me boli:
Jo teri behn ka hE.
Sardar Hans kr bola: OHo0o0o!
Tinnu v motion lagay ney..!

Sardars in a Hotel

Two Sardars went into a Hotel and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.

“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here,” complained the pub-owner.

So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Sardarji Chicken Farm

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for
another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. 'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

Sardar Cofee

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

Two Sardarji

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."