Santa khet mein radio lekar potty karne gaya

Santa khet mein radio lekar potty karne gaya…

Wapas aane par Banta ne puchha…

“Aaj to maze se ki hogi”

Santa bola: Nahin yaar,

Radio par Jana Gana Mana aaya to khade khade karni padi 

Sardar Larki ko cherty howy

Sardar Larki ko cherty howy,
Hor soniye ki HaL E..?
Larki ghuse me boli:
Jo teri behn ka hE.
Sardar Hans kr bola: OHo0o0o!
Tinnu v motion lagay ney..!

Santa banta

Santa Singh says to his wife Banta kaur, "

There is surely a hidden camera in the room."
Banta Kaur,"How did u know?"
Santa Singh,"Every five minutes TV says, You are watching Star TV."

 

 

Santa: Jab main mar jaun, to samne wali family ko jaroor bulana,

Banta: Kyon

Santa: Kyonki us ghar me jab koi mar jata hai to,

ladies murde se lipat lipat ke roti hai.

 

 

Teacher: Oxygen is must for life.
It was discovered in 1773.

Santa: Thank God, I was born after that,
Pehle paida hota to mar jata.

 

 

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.

Next day he closed his bank account.

Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:

We make your dreams come true...

 

Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays

Santa proposing a girl

Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

Sardar Cofee

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

Santa Banta Didi

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.

Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

keyword: Santa Banta SMS

Santa Banta Birhtday

Santa On 60th Birthday:

Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.