Heart Touchy Story

Girl: I'm Having My Operation Now I
Love You.

The Girl Lays On Operation Bed.

Boy Stands There With Watery Eyes
Without Saying I Love You Too.
Girl Finishes Heart Transplant, The Boy Is
Gone.
Girl: Nurse Where Is He?
Nurse Says: They Didn't Tell You Who's
Heart They Gave You,
Did They?
Nurse Hands The Girl A Note Girls Reads Note

"I Told You It Was Yours" ?

Girls v/s Boys AND PANGA

Ladki apni saheliyo se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai!!

Pehli: Yaar main to khud busy hoon
Dusri: Yaar mummy ne ghar jaldi bulaya hai.
Teesri: Tune meri help ki thi kya uss din!
Chauthi: Sorry dear, mujhe class jaana hai

 

 

NOW SEE

THE DIFFRENCE

Ladka apne dosto se: Yaar ek panga ho gaya hai

Pehla: Bol bhai kitne bande bulaun?
Dusra: Kaat ke rakh denge saalo ko… naam bata bhai bas tu
Teesra: Abe gaadi nikaal be..
Chautha: Bhai tu bas bol karna kya hai.. duniya gayi tel lene…!

Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
Aitbar Nahi.!!
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh
Bhi Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya......??
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,

Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki
Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..

New Budget, all Bra will be

New Budget, all Bra will be
taxed according to sizes.
40-42: Burden tax,
38-40: Wealth tax,
34-36: Entertainment tax,
32-34: Excitment tax,
28-30: Development.

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha….

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha

Hasana Har Kisi Ko Ata Ha

Rula K Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Yar Ha

Or Jo Rula K Khud B Aansu Bahaye

” Wo Sacha Pyar Ha ”

What Is More Painful ?

What Is More Painful?

When A Person Whom You Trust
Hurts You

Or

The Person Whom You Hurt
Still Trusts You?

Think…..!