Heart Touchy Story

Girl: I'm Having My Operation Now I
Love You.

The Girl Lays On Operation Bed.

Boy Stands There With Watery Eyes
Without Saying I Love You Too.
Girl Finishes Heart Transplant, The Boy Is
Gone.
Girl: Nurse Where Is He?
Nurse Says: They Didn't Tell You Who's
Heart They Gave You,
Did They?
Nurse Hands The Girl A Note Girls Reads Note

"I Told You It Was Yours" ?

DOSTI

Apni dosti ki gaadi kuch is qadar chal pari
Jaise kick marte hi bike chal pari
Dua hae na lge is mai koi break
Speed itni ho k na kr sake koi overtake …

New Budget, all Bra will be

New Budget, all Bra will be
taxed according to sizes.
40-42: Burden tax,
38-40: Wealth tax,
34-36: Entertainment tax,
32-34: Excitment tax,
28-30: Development.

Human Brain is the most outstanding organ

Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world.

It works 24 hrs a day.

365 days in a year.

But

It stops only when

* U enter in examination hall

Or

* U get married!…

Tabiyat thek nahi thi.

Tabiyat thek nahi thi.
Tantrik ko dikhaya.
Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai.
Kisi ghor papi ko sms karo thek ho jaoge.

Ab achha mahsus kar raha hu!!

Sardar Cofee

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

Ae Khuda mujhe

Banda: "khuda muje jahan ka dard de,
dukh de,
tension de,
barbadi de."

 

 

Khude: "Ek line mein bol na biwi de."

True Friendship has no Reason

5 reasons why you and me are Friends?

1

2

3

4

5

Thappar parega zour se agar
Kabhi Reason dhondne ki Koshish ki to..

True friendship has no Reason..

Santa Banta Birhtday

Santa On 60th Birthday:

Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?

Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.

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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.