Husbands Wish and the Aladdin's Lamp
Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero...
Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki
Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha.
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Usne Awaaz Lagai
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Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho,
Biwi:- Kya Hai?
Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao
Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo
Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai,
Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad,
Biwi:- Kyu?
Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi
Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar
Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua?
Biwi:- Nahi
Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab
Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.
Ek Sharabi, Poora tunn ho kar ghar jaa raha tha,
Raste mein Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha!
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, Sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha ‘Yeh Mandir Bada’
Sharabi bola: Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada?
Pujari: Chalo bhai Dharti badi
Sharabi: Dharti badi to Sheshnaag par kyun khadi?
Pujari: Sheshnaag bada
Sharabi: Sheshnaag bada to Shiv ke gale main kyon pada
Pujari : Shiv bada
Sharabi: Shiv bada to Parvat par kyon khada
Pujari: Parvat bada
Sharabi: Parbat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada
Pujari: Hanuman bada
Sharabi: Hanuman bada to Ram ke charno mein kyon pada
Pujari: Ram bada
Sharabi: Ram bada to Ravan ke piche kyun pada
Pujari: Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada
Sharabi:
Iss duniya mein wo bada
jo Puri bottle peekar bhi seedha khada!
Rajnikanth started college.
All student were confused while
taking admission because name of college is:
“Rajnikanth’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”
Santa khet mein radio lekar potty karne gaya…
Wapas aane par Banta ne puchha…
“Aaj to maze se ki hogi”
Santa bola: Nahin yaar,
Radio par Jana Gana Mana aaya to khade khade karni padi
IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
Pappu pinki ko pasand karta hai
aur pinki pappu k bhai ko,
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lekin pappu k bhai ko pinki ki
behan achi lagti hai
aur pinki ki behan pappu ko
pasand karti hai.
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Hala ki pappu pehle hi pinki ko
chahta ha.
Ab jab k pinki ko pappu acha
nahin lagta aur pappu ka bhai
pinki k liya razi nai hai aur pappu
pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k pinki ki behan ko pappu ka
bhai acha nahin lagta.
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To ye unka personal problem hua,
aap kyu apna dimag kharab karte
ho....
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says " I want a Million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
1 Admi Bakriyan Chara Raha Tha..
Sardar Ne Pocha: Ye Bakriyan Kahan Le Ja Rahe Ho ?
Admi Ghusse Se Bola: Inhen School Chorne Ja Raha Hoon..
Sardar Zor Zor Se Hansa Aur Bola:
Mujhe Pagal Samja Hai Kia?
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Aj Tay Itwar Ay.-O-> ..
Solid bezzati:
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Boy: I lv u, I cnt live widout u.
Mar jaunga,
Mit jaunga,
Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga!!
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Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage.
FACEBOOK ki leela....
Facebook ki leela sab par padi bhaari hai,
71 saal ki burhiya bhi yahan kunwaari hai..
Chacha ki bhi kismat badal jaati hai,
18 saal ki chaachi yahan mil jaati hai..
Ladke yahan ladkiyan ban jaate hain,
nakali id se aatank machaate hain..
Kuchh toh itne paagal ho jaate hain,
din raat "add me" .."add me" chillaate hain
Girl : Mummy sir kitne
handsme h na..
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Maa : beti apne se bado
ko pita saman samjhna
chahiye…
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Girl : Mummy tum bhi
na,, hmesha apni
setting karne me lagi
rehti ho..
Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo.
Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni ammi se
lele
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Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo..
Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne mamu
se lele
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Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo
Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni mami
se lele
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Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo
Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne chacha se lele
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Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy?
Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya?
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Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana
icecream wala
chala gya ab :-P
Biggest mistake of Krrish 3
Kaal (vivek) Rohit ke DNA se bana
hota he.
Isliye woh Krish ka Bhai hua!
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Aur Kaya (kangna) kaal aur Girgit
ke DNA se bani
hoti he.
To kaya kaal ki beti huyi.
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To kaya ko krish se pyar kyu ho
jaataa hai?
Krish to kaya ka chacha he
uthale re baba Uthale, Rakesh
Roshan ko utha le.
Wo Rooth Kar
Keh rhe the Mujh se k
Tumhra to Milna hi Kam ho gya hy.
Ab Us Pagli ko Kese Smjhaon k PETROL 105 ka ho gya hy .
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or CNG milti nhi ('.') <):(> Dekh yaar is Govrment ki waje se"LARKIiyan" hath se nikal rahi hai. ('.')/ <):(
Ruko Janu cycle par araha hun;
Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai
Doctor ne usse office bulaya or kaha
Tum ne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kiya hai ki tum normal hoo
Lekin afsoos usne subah rasi se latak kar phir khud kushi kar li
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Pagal: hahahaha
Wo to
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Wo to maine usse sukhne ke liye latkaya tha
Bole wo dosti,chup rahe wo pyar;
milaye wo dosti,juda karaye wo pyar ;
hasaye Wo dosti,rulayeWo pyar;
phirBhi log dosti chodkar kyo karte hai pyar.
Jaam tutne ka bahana na kar,
Hum to teri aakhon se pee lenge,
Tu mat aa lakin aane ka wada to kar,
Hum tere intjar mein jee lenge…
Ek hansi jo hansa de,
Ek aansu jo rula de,
Ek aarzu jo jaga de,
Ek chahat jo samajh le,
Har aahat jo jaan le,
Usi rishtey ka nam dosti hain.
Jab jindagi meri kuch rukne lagi thi,
Badte kadam kuch thakne lage the,
Sahara yu dost ka mila mujhko
Ke dosti pe apni gumaan aane laga mujhko.
Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad
se shadi ki bat ker skty thy
Larka:Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya
Aaj RAVAN ki Barsi hai...
Un ki YAD me plz.Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya
1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein.
Maine apna Farz pura kr dia. ?Jai lankesh.
Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world.
It works 24 hrs a day.
365 days in a year.
But
It stops only when
* U enter in examination hall
Or
* U get married!…
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