Ek Sharabi

Ek Sharabi, Poora tunn ho kar ghar jaa raha tha,
Raste mein Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha!

Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, Sabse bada kaun?

Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha ‘Yeh Mandir Bada’

Sharabi bola: Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada?

Pujari: Chalo bhai Dharti badi

Sharabi: Dharti badi to Sheshnaag par kyun khadi?

Pujari: Sheshnaag bada

Sharabi: Sheshnaag bada to Shiv ke gale main kyon pada

Pujari : Shiv bada

Sharabi: Shiv bada to Parvat par kyon khada

Pujari: Parvat bada

Sharabi: Parbat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada

Pujari: Hanuman bada

Sharabi: Hanuman bada to Ram ke charno mein kyon pada

Pujari: Ram bada

Sharabi: Ram bada to Ravan ke piche kyun pada

Pujari: Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada

Sharabi:
Iss duniya mein wo bada
jo Puri bottle peekar bhi seedha khada!