Interviwer and sardarji

Interviwer: Tel me d opposit of GOOD?
Sardar: Bad
Int: COME
Sardar: Go
Int: UGLY
Sardar: Pichhli
Int: U r wrong
Sardar: I’m right
Int: Shut up!
Sardar:KeepTalkng
Int: Get out
Sardar: Cum in
Int: O my God!
Sardar: O my Devil!
Int: U r Rejected
Sardar: Im selected BALLE BALLE.

Some Times Love Makes A Big Scar

Some Times Love Makes A Big Scar
In Ur Heart
But
Dont Let It Stain Ur Life
It Only Means, The Bigger The Scar
Ur Had
The Better U Have Loved..!

Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi
Aitbar Nahi.!!
Main To Ab Uss kamine ka Mooh
Bhi Nahi Dekhungi
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2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne
Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh
Liya......??
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1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur
Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai,

Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki
Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..

Indian Banks Funny Description

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income

SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar

HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand

HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor

Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis

pehle wo meri GF thi

pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he
Mohalla sunta hai.

Heart Touching Mom and Son

Heart Touching.!!!!
Son: Mom ! Mom,why R u crying?
Mom: Its nothing chil.
Son: Mom!Mom!Mom,
Why r u cryning?
Mom: Its nothing baby.
He looks in Mom's Purse &
Find a letter 4rm the Doctor saying that
She has Cancer and
Only has a few days to Live.
Next day on the NEWS
It says: They found a baby
Dead left with a note saying

 

"Mom I killed Myself I'll
Be waiting for you in Heaven"
I love u mom ..

Pappu pinki ko pasand karta hai

Pappu pinki ko pasand karta hai
aur pinki pappu k bhai ko,
..
lekin pappu k bhai ko pinki ki
behan achi lagti hai
aur pinki ki behan pappu ko
pasand karti hai.
..
Hala ki pappu pehle hi pinki ko
chahta ha.
Ab jab k pinki ko pappu acha
nahin lagta aur pappu ka bhai
pinki k liya razi nai hai aur pappu
pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k pinki ki behan ko pappu ka
bhai acha nahin lagta.
.
.
To ye unka personal problem hua,
aap kyu apna dimag kharab karte
ho....

I love my pain

I love my pain. Because my pain is always with me

Necessity is the mother of hard work

Necessity is the mother of hard work;
vision is the mother of invention

Two Men and Genie wish

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?"
The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie."
The first man asks "Can I make a wish? "
Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing"
"Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants
The man says " I want a Million Bucks "
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head
And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?"
The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"