Santa Singh says to his wife Banta kaur, "
There is surely a hidden camera in the room."
Banta Kaur,"How did u know?"
Santa Singh,"Every five minutes TV says, You are watching Star TV."
Santa: Jab main mar jaun, to samne wali family ko jaroor bulana,
Banta: Kyon
Santa: Kyonki us ghar me jab koi mar jata hai to,
ladies murde se lipat lipat ke roti hai.
Teacher: Oxygen is must for life.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God, I was born after that,
Pehle paida hota to mar jata.
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account.
Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...
Teacher: What is common between
Buddha,Jesus ,Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Santa: All of them were born on government holidays
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